Pickled
cauliflower
Jars of
mixed pickles generally contain pickled onions (either standard or silverskin),
pickled gherkins and pickled cauliflower. My particular favourite out of
the three is pickled cauliflower and I always make the effort to poke a fork
right into the jar to get the pieces out. It would seem that cauliflower
is very popular and many people would name it as their favourite. Now here's
the strange thing: whilst jars of only pickled onions and only pickled gherkins
are widely available, I have never seen a jar of only pickled cauliflower.
Maybe if it was available, it would sell in preference to onions and gherkins
- so perhaps it is purposely only distributed with the other two? However,
if anybody has seen jars for sale (preferably in the UK),
please let me know! |
Superstores
Have you
ever discovered a tin of baked beans nestling amongst the toiletries at your
local superstore? Or perhaps a packet of bacon poking out from behind the
broccoli on the fruit and veg section? Ever wondered why
these are so far away from their correct position in the store? This phenomenom
is, of course, the result of indecisive shoppers who (1) are not entirely
sure whether they wish to purchase the item, and, (2) having decided that
they don't, can't be bothered to replace it where it belongs. Experienced
culprits sometimes excel themselves by dumping some frozen produce
somewhere miles away from the frozen food section, ensuring that it defrosts
and can't be sold at all. Is it really necessary to do this? It's not that far
to the correct shelf, is it? If you're that pressed for time, perhaps it
would be better to do your shopping another day and then you wouldn't have
to leave it to the staff to replace your unwanted items... And whilst on
the subject, what about those people who are obviously so desperately hungry
or thirsty that they can't wait until they've left the store, and whom consume
products whilst walking round, paying for the empty wrapper or packaging
at the checkout? What happens if one of the indecisive food-dumpers does
this, and then decides that they didn't want it after all? Do they leave
the empty wrapper amongst the detergents and hope no-one notices? |